Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Spreadsheets or slow torture for the chatterbox

Today, another treat day on the Excel spreadsheet, only this time I had all of the fun. I found out that I was being moved to another base to cover for my buddy. They only send the highest of trustworthy people to cover this base, because the regular medic is well loved by his people. And the last time he was gone, "SOMEONE" went in and destroyed his hand made, lovingly sanded and highly varnished furniture. Plus, "whoever" was not favored by the people. Since I know a lot of the people there...and it is my buddy, I get to go- Yippee! So, back to paperwork...or rather learning a new trick for me.

I hate spreadsheets! Whoever invented this had to be someone who did not like anyone. It's a truely boring task and there is no way you can talk to anyone or even listen to music because any distraction screws the whole thing up. I learned this first hand as I was inputing data, (I get to talk like a nerd while I'm doing stupid people tricks that I was not made to do). I thought that since all the dates fell in line that I could go up and down and make the next column in a month's date or 6 months, filling the whole row. Short cuts! That's what I'm talking about! Well, my partner and trainer extraordinairre checked my work. All of a sudden he says stop! (Like I have chocolate on my face and hands). He says slowly and exact (like I am holding a grenade with the pin out), to save the spreadsheet and step away. I said, "what????" (a little whiny). He says all the people have their numbers all mixed up and the rows are mixed up...I don't know. It should have worked. So, what he is talking about...I don't know. He fixed the problem and is going to try me again at this- OK? The man is a saint...

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